Friday, December 02, 2005

Hot Sex

On one of our New Orleans trips, toward the end of our first night of a long day of blatantly inappropriate alcohol indulgence, one of the wives was looking at her husband in a do-me-do-me-now kind of way.

One of the other men looked at the husband and said, "Son, you are going to have a hot night tonight."

The husband said, "There's a fine line between hot sex and holding her hair while she throws up."

I never did ask if there was hot sex or hair holding but by the looks of the wife at breakfast, my money's on the hair holding.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not "blatantly inappropriate alcohol indulgence" if she's only ogling her own husband, is it? (wink wink)
~~Tim

Jen T. (that's me) said...

Hahaha... I have a couple people in mind that could have said that, but only one really pops out. I'll tell you later and you can tell me if I'm right...

and speaking of blantantly inappropriate...
omofwghj- "oh my, our first waiter gives hand jobs"

Laurie said...

Anonymous - It was overall blatantly inappropriate alcohol indulgance.

Jen - Great acronym!

T.L. Barker said...

tequila + chamagne = no sex on my wedding night. I should have known it would be over in five years.

Laurie said...

T. L. - Champagne and tequila? Oh, man. I feel her pain.