Saturday, December 17, 2005

I'll Give You a Fat Lip


I woke up this morning with a swollen upper lip. I Googled it and one of the sites said it could be

...a sign of possible stomach disorders resulting from repeated consumption of sugar, caffeine, spices, alcohol, soft drinks...


Duh.

(One of the other Google hits said: malnutrition. That ain't it.)

2 comments:

barrett 'n megan said...

I had an allergic reaction to some pineapple once that made me looked like I'd been punched in the mouth. Right before I was supposed to go sit at a booth at a fair, thank god i found a replacement.

Laurie said...

I think I might have narrowed it down to a hot cup of coffee I had yesterday afternoon.