A Few Random Thoughts by Laurie Ransonette Anderson

• Since I must hit publish each time I create a blog post, would it be lying to put Published Author on my resume?
• I think there are few times in our lives when we put greater thought into anything than when we are sitting in a theater and trying to pick the exact 3 minutes of the movie we can miss to go pee. (And it's always the wrong 3 minutes.)
• Leftovers in my refrigerator go through three stages. Stage one is eatable, stage two is questionable, stage three is ignore because I know it has become too disgusting to open but I'm not quite ready to throw it out because I know I'm going to throw it out container and all and I'm not ready to part with the container.
• My plan to foil telemarketers isn't to be rude or hang up. I keep them on the line as long as I possibly can while I watch television or generally go about my business and give them a couple of uh-huhs and then don't buy whatever they're selling.
• I feel bad using those return address labels I get in the mail from charities but I use them anyway.
• Since it's all about me, how could I possibly narrow it down to 100 Things?