Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Diamonds

You know that woman on the diamond commercial who gets all embarrassed because her wonderful, crazy husband is shouting how much he loves her while they’re on their fabulous, romantic European vacation and she makes him stop shouting because she obviously can’t appreciate his spontaneity and his adorable sense of humor and then gets all weepy when he gives her a diamond ring?

What a bitch.

4 comments:

Liam said...

I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who thought so! He should have taken the ring back, told her he was gay, and walked away!

wm55 said...

The whole time I was thinking that while he was presenting it to her he was thinking of all the crazy sex acts she was going to perform in gratitude for it. What’s in your wallet? lol
Bill

Laurie said...
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Laurie said...

(Accidentally removed my other comment.) I always want him to look deeply into her eyes as they pull away from the embrace and say, "Psyche."