EDITED TO ADD: According to Jack, the site below is a hoax. All of my e-mail friends out there will find that hilarious because I'm always debunking their crap e-mails. Karma's a bitch. Thank God he caught me before I did my post tomorrow on Medical Adoptions and Promoting Dog Fighting in your Neighborhoods.
Here's your wakeup call for this morning. Click here to find out which felons live near you.