Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Universe Wants Me to Have These Shoes



  • Yesterday, I found a $20 gift card to Macy's in my wallet that someone had given me for Christmas which I totally forgot I had. Yesterday. Keep that in mind.

  • I opened a junk e-mail today (I NEVER open junk e-mail) offering me a "free" pair of Fit Flops.

  • I was intrigued, but at $49.95 probably wasn't going to buy a pair.

  • I searched for a retailer near me and, guess what. The only retailer in my area that sells the shoes is Macy's.

  • I'll let you know how my ass looks in about 6 weeks.

13 comments:

George said...

If you're ass looks like that in six weeks . . . I don't know how I'm going to break this to my wife.

Susan in St. Paul said...

trying again

If Laurie's ass looks like that in 6 weeks, I would be happy to break it to your wife, LOL

Seriously, weren't the old Dr. Scholl's wooden sandals supposed to make one look hot too?

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

If you look like that in six weeks, I'm ordering my own pair, and to heck with international shipping!

Those look HEAVY.

Lorna said...

your legs are already looking pretty good, my dear.

M said...

You can always order them on Bath and Body's website, also in their stores, and then spend your gift card on some fabulous shorts to show off your new butt...whoo hoooo!

TexasGal said...

I got a pair! I liked the way the looked. I don't wear them every day but I do try to remember to wear them if we are going out and will be doing a lot of walking. Justaplanerideaway - i can relate - I paid to have them shipped to me here in Singapore. Everything here looks cheaper than if you bought them at Wal-Mart but not for the cheap price. (probably all made in China - oops! Did I say that?)

Laurie said...

George - Measure her foot while she's sleeping, buy her a pair and don't mention Laurie's ass.

Susan - I wore the Dr. Scholl's wooden sandals for years and, you can ask anybody, my legs looked great. Of course, it hurt like hell when my foot would slide off the edge of that wood, but it was a price I was willing to pay.

Just... - Maybe I should take some before and after shots.

Lorna - Ah, your faith in me is magnificent.

M - I like the way you think!

Texas Gal - How's your ass looking?

pokerboss said...

I think the best way would be for you to post before and after ass pictures and let us all decide for ourselves!

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - Excellent idea! (You think I won't do it, don't you?)

pokerboss said...

I think exactly that, but if I'm wrong, let me volunteer my services as Official Ass Photographer. Maybe I can get some good shots at the beach next weekend!

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - I had to order the shoes online. When they come in, I'll take some before and after shots. I have no shame. :)

Grimm said...

I had something really interesting and topic worthy but then I read about you posting before and after ass pics.

Yeah, there is nothing more I could add that could top that.

Laurie said...

Grimm - Hahahaha!!