Below are some excerpts from the keyword analysis portion of my stat counter. Since people landed here by using these search terms and probably didn't find what they were looking for, I've decided to make up some answers so they'll find something the next time they end up in my little world. (All search terms are as they were found in my stat counter.)
Is it legal to use an I-Pod while driving in Louisiana?
Yes, but only if you've just driven through the drive-through daiquiri store and are trying to drink your daiquiri while talking on your cell phone and simultaneously lighting a cigarette.
hard rain fall what it means
It means God is mad at you .
small titty kitty
The jar your wife uses to collect small change which she tells you is for her boob job but is actually for her divorce lawyer.
river separating texas and louisiana
The Sabine River. There's an old joke that goes, "What separates Louisiana from heaven?" The answer is, "The Sabine River."
pictures of people duct tapped
Sorry, no pictures here of people either duct taped or duct tapped. I'll keep it in mind for a future post though.
signs man too clingy
He weeps when you leave for work, he weeps when you come home, he wants to wear matching shirts, he stares at you adoringly as you pluck your chin hairs.
pipe bomb pictures
No pipe bomb pictures here. Move along.
do you miss him
If you have to ask Google if you miss him, my guess is, no, you do not miss him.
tara's boob picture
Somewhere on this blog is a picture of Tara Reid with one of her boobs hanging out. Seriously. Good luck finding it. Enjoy the blog as you troll for Tara's boob.
just so you know...you'll never know...
As long as I have Google, I will always know.