...from Old Horsetail Snake:
Christ is on the cross when he says, "John, John."
John tries to get closer so he can see what Jesus wants. But the Roman soldiers grab him and throw him down the hill.
John makes his way back up the hill, behind the cross, and finally gets close enough to ask: "Yes, my Lord, what is it?"
Jesus: "John, John, I can see your house from here."
Edited 2/21/06 to add:
All my commenters have been so freaked out by this joke that I thought I would go back and check on Old Horsetail's commenters to see if they thought he was also endangering his mortal soul.
For some reason, his readers thought the joke was a hoot. I guess Old Hoss' soul has a little more wiggle room than mine on the big getting into Heaven scales.