Friday, August 03, 2007

Riddle me this, Batman

Why do mice have such small balls?Very few can dance.

My brother-in-law made up this one (it's a long, funny story for another day):
What do you call ghost farts?
Poltergas

My sister Terry made up this one while we were waiting for Ava to be born (I changed it a little): What do you call a militarized army vehicle filled with disbelievers?
A skeptic tank

8 comments:

tom said...

very witty, my favorite oxymoron is:

"Military Intelligence"

Riddle:

What's round hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas, you could hang a hat on it? Get your mind outta the gutter it has to always be sticking out and you know it can't be that!





answer..his head!

Popeye said...

What do you get when you mix and elephant and a rhino?









'El if I know.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

My, that's worth a theft or two.

Laurie said...

Tom - Hahahaa! That's a good one.

Popeye - I love riddles. That's a great one!!!!!!!

Old Horsetail - Steal away!

Leslie said...

Ha! Too funny.

Laurie said...

Leslie - :)

Grimm said...

Good Lord I have been missing this stuff.

Laurie said...

Grimm - I've been missing YOU!