Thursday, August 09, 2007

I should say that more often

I just told an e-mail friend, "She really gets my goat."

I should say that more often.

It's so much more pleasant than, "She really pisses me off."

Piss is nasty.

Goats are cute.

I hate it when people get my goat.

9 comments:

Susan in St. Paul said...

Speaking of goats, you really need to see the new movie Stardust, really you do...

Hi Laurie!

Gnightgirl said...

It's also nicer than, "she really chaps my ass."

Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

Bahaha! Chaps my ass... I just said that to someone! Weird.

Goats are baaaad sometimes. (Couldn't resist the goat bleat joke.)

Leslie said...

I prefer "she really grinds my gears." Although, goats are cuter. I'll give you that!

Laurie said...

Susan - Will do.

Gnight Girl - Oh, but that's a good one, too.

Jen - Cosmic cursing. I like it.

Leslie - I shall use that one tomorrow.

Grimm said...

I prefer to make mine up as I go - even if it doesn't make a lick of sense.

"She really twists my turtle"

"He really kicks my kitten"

"You are the sweat off an elephants ass"

Laurie said...

Grimm - HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

pokerboss said...

Oh, my stars and garters, I haven't heard that in a coon's age!

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - "My stars and garters!" Hahaha! That makes me think of Bewitched.