Your Score: Beached whale
You are 46% Heroic!
Coming across a beached whale, you'll join the effort in trying to save it... but it will somehow roll on top of you and crush you. It was a noble effort, but... you died.
| Link: The Heroic Death Test written by xploded_face on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
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Stunt Man Accident
You are 54% Heroic!
The only truly noble profession... putting your body in the way of physical harm to protect grossly overpaid actors. Too bad the intern working on the set won't realize the bullets were supposed to be fake... and that there is supposed to be a net at the bottom of the building to catch your falling body... and that there should be medical technicians on set. Come to think of it, I'm not so sure this will be an accident.
You are 60% Heroic!
Not many people know this, but orphans are purely carnivorous, and very dangerous in packs. Keep that in mind when you show up at the orphanage to donate that vegetarian meat loaf with salad and soy milk.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Heroic
(Which makes no sense if I'm only 60% heroic. Which is it, 60% or more than 99%?)
Susan - Tell George Clooney I said "hi" when you get to Hollywood.
Jack - I had that same variable at the bottom of my quiz. Although I'm, apparently, a total coward, I will, evidently, valiantly protect humankind 99% better than other women my age.
HA!
Popeye - How heroic are you, dude?
You are 44% Heroic!
Coming across a beached whale, you'll join the effort in trying to save it... but it will somehow roll on top of you and crush you. It was a noble effort, but... you died.
HOLY COW (WHALE), LAURIE. Great minds, I guess. Bahahahaa. I guess we're on that desert island we've talked about when we happen upon this whale and get flattened. Jack is spared because he stayed at the beach house to mix more margaritas. Hahaha. :)
Jen - Aw, he was obviously mixing the margaritas just for little ole you and me when we got squished. Poor, poor Jack...and Brian. What will they ever do without us?
I bet they say that to all the girls (and the occasional guy)
I got the 99% of my age too.
I think the beached whale is a good one -- much better than Mauled By Orphans! Sheesh!
La Sirena - I agree. :)
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