I just received a piece of junk e-mail saying, "We have approved your loan!" Hot damn! It's good to know that total strangers are willing to loan me money even before I ask them for it.
That's even better than the one I received a few weeks ago from a lovely person named "Splashing Twat" who was offering me excellent prices on erectile dysfunction medications. I would think that someone named "Splashing Twat" would know all about that sort of thing.