I'm headed to the couch to watch Rock Star Supernova and I anticipate falling asleep shortly after. Since I like to post at least something every day, here's a joke for you. Skip to the end if you like (that's what I usually do). I promise it will make you read the whole joke.
A farmer and his son were having a conversation when the young man told his father that he was still a virgin.
His father told him, "Son, I want you to go into town to Miss Lilly's house. Give her this duck and she'll know what to do."
The boy walked to town, found Miss Lilly's place and gave Miss Lilly the duck. When Miss Lilly found out it was the boy's first time, she decided to have sex with him herself. Everything went fine but when he was leaving he asked, "Where's my duck?"
Miss Lilly said, "Well, the duck was in payment for the sex." The young man began to cry. Miss Lilly was so confused, she said, "I'll tell you what. Come back in and have sex with me again and I'll give you the duck back."
When they finished having sex again, Miss Lilly gave him the duck back. However, as the boy was walking home, the duck jumped out of his arms, ran into the street and got hit by a truck. The boy sat down on the curb and started to cry again.
The man in the truck walked up to the young man and asked him what was wrong. He said, "You ran over my duck."
The man said, "I'm so sorry. I'll tell you what, here's a dollar for you."
When the boy got home, his dad asked him how everything went. The boy said, "Well, dad, it was a pretty weird day."
"How so?", asked his dad.
The boy said, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and a buck for a fucked up duck."