Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day and I forgot to perfect my perfectly perfect pirate post. If I do it tonight, most of you won’t see it until tomorrow. Then, you would be talking like a pirate on the day after Talk Like a Pirate Day and that would just be silly. Therefore, this is a do-it-yourself post.
Step 1: Go to http://www.google.com/ .
Step 2: Type “Talk Like a Pirate Day” in the search field.
Step 3: Hit the Google Search button.
Step 4: Enjoy.