You know your teenagers had too much fun while you were out of town if…
…your bed is made but the pattern on the bedspread is upside down.
…they have developed an unusual interest in whether or not the cable television bill has come in.
…your non-teenage children suddenly have extra spending money and the teens are being really nice to them.
…the house is cleaner than when you left.
…your Vicodin is missing.
…there is MORE beer in the refrigerator than when you left.
…you come home early from work one day and your teenage son is mowing the neighbor’s lawn...for free.
…you can’t find your favorite bong.