Thursday, August 03, 2006
As tropical depression Chris meanders toward the Caribbean Sea, my mind turns toward our current hurricane season, such as it is...
Hurricane big blow job with no happy ending.
Lucky numbers: 69-6-9-96-0-0-0-0-0-0…
Evacuation like constipation. Nothing go anywhere fast.
Lucky Color: Brown
When pecan tree fall on house, people go nuts.
Lucky Shoe: Right one
Hole in roof, like hole in head. Who needs it?
Lucky Month: Not September…or August…or October…
When waters rise, wise man no flushy.
Learn Chinese: Poo Poo Platter
You will have blue tarp on roof for 269 days.
Lucky Numbers: What lucky number? You no lucky.