I feel sorry for the Paris Hiltons and Donald Trumps of the world who don't have the opportunity to enjoy the company of friends and relatives like these women. I'm not being sarcastic. Nobody has fun like a redneck woman.
Nobody kicks ass like a redneck woman either. You should remember that if you happen to see occurrences such as these live and in person. If you laugh a little too much, she might open up a can of redneck woman whupass and you won't know what hit you.