Caliente!

One of my office friends just came in here and looked at my XM radio and looked at me and said, “What are you listening to?”

I said, “Caliente!”

She said, “Why?”

I said, “Because it reminds me of when I’m in a Mexican restaurant and I’m well into my second margarita and I get up to go to the restroom and the loud Mexican music is playing and all I hear on my way to the restroom are people laughing too loud and talking too loud (tequila, you know) and I wonder if I’m walking straight or if people are looking at me thinking, ‘That girl is drunk!’ Then, while I’m washing my hands in the restroom, I’m kind of dancing to the Mexican-Salsa-Spanish music. Then, I walk back to my table and the whole process starts over again.”

She said, “Hmmm,” and left.

Now, I’m hungry.