Today, we got an e-mail from our office manager saying that a vendor had sent the office three electric letter openers to thank us for our business and whoever wanted one should go to her office, first come, first served.
"Good grief," I thought. "How overworked must a person be that they are so overwhelmed, so completely exhausted, that they absolutely, positively could not possibly open one more envelope with a regular letter opener?"
As I processed this information, I read the next sentence of the e-mail: "It's also a clock!"
Well, in that case...