Tuesday, February 24, 2009

It's Not What You Think

Laurie: You want some?


Nameless guy friend: Sure.


Laurie: Give me your hand.


Nameless guy friend: Have you sucked it?


Laurie: Ew! No!!


Nameless guy friend: You should. It's hotter that way.


Laurie: This one's hard.


Nameless guy friend: You have to squeeze it.




8 comments:

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

LOL!

Lorna said...

Nameless guy friend, indeed!

Laurie said...

Just - :)

Lorna - Indeed!

ms. e said...

Bwahahaha!!! :)

Laurie said...

Ms. E - The guy was Mr. Smell Good and he didn't even realize what he was saying...still doesn't...unless he reads this.

Susan in St. Paul said...

LOL!

Interesting nickname...

Laurie said...

Susan - Not the nameless guy friend you're thinking of. I have lots of guy friends who shall remain nameless.

Susan in St. Paul said...

LOL!

I hope they all smell as good ;-)