Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I don't usually floss there

Sometimes inspiration for a new purchase comes from an unexpected source. This morning as I was walking the dog, he stopped to take his regular morning poop. Instead of finishing, however, he started to do the butt-scoot-boogie across the grass. Upon further inspection, I realized the mint flavored dental floss he had evidently eaten out of my bathroom waste basket wasn’t going to come out on its own.

As I was pulling the crap encrusted dental floss out of Oakley’s ass, I thought, “You know what you need, Laurie? A covered waste basket for the bathroom.”

My latest purchase. Money well spent.


Zina said...

That happened to Sammy when he was little (He ate everything!!) He freaked out and I saw the floss dangling. It was funny to me but he did not like it. When you think about it it would NOT be fun to have a poopy piece of floss hanging out of your booty where you couldn't reach it.

Gnightgirl said...

The mint-scented bootie is a perk, though.

Laurie said...

Zina - Oh, it's all so nasty.

Gnightgirl - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

Oh dear. Poor Oakley!!!

Good idea about the trash bin.

Anonymous said...

Is it just a coincidence that you have the pic of the chocolate eclairs directly under Oakley?

(My word verification is "unnext." Translation: Don't do what you are about to do.) EEB

Laurie said...

Just - It is a pretty cool little bin.

Baby Sis - A cosmic coincidence.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was being smart too by buying one of those garbage cans. Baxter is too smart for me. He learned to just knoch the bastard over and shred all the paper inside. Buy hey...goodluck

Baby sis: