I am eating a piece of leftover birthday cake that someone left in the break room. I don't know who brought the cake to the office. I don't know whose birthday it was. I don't give a shit. I will eat anything that anyone leaves in the kitchen on the anybody-can-eat-this table.
One day, I'm going to accidentally eat cat food off of that table. Maybe that will cure my random grazing.
Hmmmm, that bite tasted like candle.
9 comments:
Mmm. Cake.
Laura - It was very good cake, except for the candle wax.
Laura took my Homer quote!
Mmmmm...Candle wax.
Grimm - :)
i miss that food. i miss the food that i accidentially left on that table in the break room only to come back 24 seconds later to find it gone, already consumed by some other hungry asshole who thought it was up for grabs!!!!
AFNAFFC - You calling me an asshole?
I remember when a new funner bought himself breakfast, went to punch in and came back to the kitchen and somebody was already looking in his white bakery bag.
Hahahah! No, it wasn't me.
AFKAFFC - Hahahaha! I mean a new RUNNER, not a new FUNNER.
Laurie, you are so funny.
I'll eat cake in just about any condition, too.
Leslie - I love cake.
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