I heard a radio commercial for a "gentlemen's club" and wondered what genius came up with such a sophisticated name for such an unsophisticated place. Granted, some of those "gentlemen's clubs" put in a great deal of effort in an attempt to spruce up the place, but lets be realistic. It's still a strip joint.
I have a few other suggestions to upgrade the names of a few other things:
- Complimentary Governmental Income Compliance Meeting - IRS audit
- Alfresco Bladder Evacuation Unit - outhouse
- Human Population Control Organism - black plague