Thursday, November 15, 2007

Drive!

  • Number of times over my lunch hour I shouted, "Hang up your fucking phone and drive!"

37 1/2

  • Number of times over my lunch hour I shoulted, "Hang up your f..., oh."

1/2 *

* The person wasn't on their phone. They were driving ignorant without the assistance of a cell phone.

7 comments:

pokerboss said...

Is this just your lunch hour today? Did you even leave the office?

TexasGal said...

Here in Singapore it is a $1000 fine and up to 6 months in jail if you get caught driving while talking on your cell phone. But do you think that stops them, heck no!

Leon J. de la Garza said...

You know...
I'd like to count how many times i do that too.. goddamn...
and not only that.. alot of people drive like asses...

They turn where there is a "no right turn" sign.

They go when the light is red, they stop when it's green,.

they go as slow as a snail on the highspeed lane.

GOD!
what the heck is wrong with these people...

Just today i saw a woman driving at a bout 110Km/H eating yogurt... what the f**k??

I was gonna chase her down to yell at her.. but decided to go my way...

anyway.. i know what you're tallking about

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

I believe it is illegal to drive in the UK whilst talking on a mobile (Haha, like my British accent?!). Anyway, it is rare to see people talking on their cell phones in their cars. Also, the English are considerate drivers (like they let you into their lane with a smile and a polite wave), and I think I've only heard a horn used three times in the last nine months.

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - Hahahaha! Yes, this was OUT of the office. :)

Texas Gal - Makes me crazy!

Leon - I've definitely got some road rage issues.

Just... - Man, are you guys in for a big culture shock when you get back to Texas or what?

Grimm said...

Sorry Laurie, from now on whenever I get ticked at another driver I will scream...

"Hang up your foh!"

I feel that foh could be the next great cuss word.

Laurie said...

Grimm - I like it!