I'm a traditionalist.
- I prefer solemn hymns accompanied by an organ, not guitars, and please, no clapping along to the beat.
- Don't hold my hand or introduce yourself at any point during the mass.
- Burn some incense and light some candles.
- Speak Latin.
- Give me quaint wooden churches like the one we attended as a child or huge cathedrals like the one we attended when we visited the grandparents.
I like to feel like I've spiritually been someplace holy, not at a town council or PTA meeting.