Attention Scary Looking People Who Whine When People Act Scared of You
Yes, we pull our purses a little tighter or cross the street whenever we see you coming toward us. Perhaps, it will make you feel better knowing that 99% of the avoidance is not anti-biker, anti-punk or anti-this-race-or-that-race.
If you’re bigger than me and deliberately dress in scary ways, I’m going to be scared. It works. You made your point. Stop trying to make me feel guilty for a situation you created.
Attention People Who Spell Their Name Weird
If your name is spelled weird, don’t be mean to me because I spelled your name Carol instead of Kerryll. Your mother did that to you, not me. Stop trying to make me feel guilty for a situation your parents created.
Attention Whiny Newlyweds Who Had Some of Their Wedding Gift Cards Stolen
You have told every news program that will listen that the woman and her 12 year-old daughter who stole gift cards from your reception ruined and/or "tainted" your whole wedding day. It's just money. If someone stealing a few gift cards ruined your whole wedding day, you need a little reality check.
Not only that, you caught them when you accidentally ran into them at Target the next day trying to use the gift cards. You obviously aren't from the South. In the South, catching the thief red handed the very next day would qualify that as the best wedding story ever.