Thursday, September 20, 2007

I'm a redneck

I have a rash on my neck that's driving me nuts. That's it up there. Last night I went to the medicine cabinet and found I had no Benadryl cream and my Benadryl tablets had expired. In itchy desperation I rummaged through all my bathroom drawers and cabinets until I found something specifically made for itching: Vagisil anti-itch cream.

So, between the Vagisil on my neck and the Preparation H under my eyes, I guess you wouldn't be wrong to call me ass face. It wouldn't be very nice, but it definitely wouldn't be wrong.

11 comments:

Beguile_Me said...

Oh dear. I do hope that feels better soon.

Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

Hahaha. I, too, have used Vagisil on other parts of my body in a desperate attempt to stop itching. :) I have not used Prep H under my eyes yet, though. Does that really work???

Laurie said...

Beguile Me - Thanks. :)

Jen - I haven't really tried the Preparation H. ;) According to online sites, it doesn't work anyway.

pokerboss said...

I'd never call you ass face. 'tain't nice!

Anonymous said...

Baby sis says:

I always knew my redneckness would rub off on somebody...LOL. Welcome to the club. I'll send over some skoal for the minty fresh breath.

solopoesie said...

HELLO!!!!! They are always I, Lina
disturbance?

I wanted to augur a good aim to you
week and one the good Sunday

I wanted dirti that I have postato
the translator in English
then I translate it in Italian

I would want a lot that you put it
also you, therefore finally

I will be able to read yours blog.
then I translate it in Italian

You come to see it? enough us clicchi over
that you take the address

If viena from me you will be able to see it
What you say? I waited for to you?

Thanks… Lina

Leslie said...

Ha ha ha. I would never call you assface, but that's funny.

Laurie said...

Pokerboss - :)

Baby Sis - Aren't you sweet?

Solo Poesie - I'll check it out!

Leslie - :)

Lorna said...

Damn, I hate it when a little thing like a wedding keeps me from reading your posts!

Laurie said...

Lorna - I can't wait to see pictures!!

Adela said...

Preparation H under your eyes? I missed something. Hope the rash goes away. Did you figure out what caused it?

I got some prescription-strength lidocaine cream last year and I wouldn't trade it for its weight in gold! But I would loan you some.

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