At our office each year, we are treated to 20-minute chair massages, lunch and cookies and ice cream. It's sort of like Kindergarten for us big kids. It's great.
The Massage
When I sat in the massage chair, the masseuse asked if I had any special problems she needed to be aware of. I told her that, since I've been back from vacation, my shoulders and back have been hurting.
She began the massage and asked, "When did you get back from vacation?"
I said, "Monday."
She said, "You did this to yourself in two days?!"
I love my job. I love my job.
The Missing Mouse Pad
This morning when I got to work, my Margaritaville mouse pad/shelf decoration was gone. Who would steal my damn mouse pad? Fuckers.
The Cookie
Our office administrator ordered a big chocolate chip cookie for everyone from the big-chocolate-chip-cookie place. My cell phone picture isn't very clear but the message had not one but two misspelled words: Happy Aministrators Professinals Day.
So, Happy Aministrators Professinals Day, everyone!
12 comments:
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Maybe the spelling on the cake was just to show the Admins there how much they appreciate them.
I suspect it was something you did on vacation, you do stuff you don't do a lot, like reaching for something above your head. I pulled one of my lats while vacationing down your way.
I can't believe someone stole your mouse pad, it couldn't be a lawyer, could it?
I think the misspelling on the cake proves just how badly our educational institutions are suffering. I'm not immune to a typo here and there, but two misspelled words on the cookie cake? Someone needs to have their diploma revoked.
I bet I can guess what you did on vacay that made you so sore... you partied like it was 1999!!! (Hahaha.)
Lorna - She was embarrassed about it. She whispered to me, "Let me know what you think about the cookie." I cracked up and grabbed my cell phone for a pic. :) :)
Susan - I do sort of think it's one of the guys messing with me. I will be searching his office in the near future.
Jen - ;)
I want to know how Susan pulled her lat.
Do they even require a diploma for cookie institutions? I think that it's pretty funny!
Laura - I'm not sure about Susan's lat but the cookie was definitely unintentionally hilarious.
My lat pull- well let's just say it was one of the household accidents that happen when you aren't paying attention. I was reaching for something above me, kind of twisted and encountered more force than expected.
Cool Mouse Pad! Sorry someone swiped it. I hope it turns up.
About the cake. I had that happen to my youngest daughters B-day cake once. Her name has 5 letters AVERY, I wrote it very clearly on the order form...people need to learn to spell or at least copy better.
Susan, don't do that! :) Hope it feels better soon.
Texas Gal - I ordered another Mouse Pad today. If it turns up missing, I'm calling CSI.
I want to know how you make the most trivial things so freaking funny.
That last word about the mouse pad bandit made my day!
Grimm - Aw, you make my day because I make you laugh. :)
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