Sunday, April 01, 2007

My Right Foot

I just got back from Target and while I was in Target:
  • I ran over my right big toe with my own shopping cart.
  • I dropped a container of liquid shower cleanser on top of my right foot.
  • I (accidentally) kicked the condom display with my right foot hard enough to make me cuss in public. I'm sure the pharmacist is still wondering about that one.

Surely, The Universe is trying to send me a message. Any ideas?

11 comments:

Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

The condom display, eh? Any "big" plans? Hahaha.

Laurie said...

Jen - Perhaps you're "right?"

La Sirena said...

According to ayurveda, etc., the right represents the masculine and the "pure", while the feminine is profane. Also, in Hindu marriage cermonies, the couple must always step right foot first.

Whatever.

pokerboss said...

Maybe something along the lines of "What the hell are you doing in Target AGAIN? You gave up shopping for lent. You couldn't wait 'til Saturday for condoms?"

Laurie said...

La Sirena - Very interesting.

Target - Getting ready for the beach!!!

neil said...

If you were a bloke kicking the condom machine and cursing, it would mean you felt they weren't big enough, but a women doing it...

A duck goes to the pharmacy and asks for a packet of condoms which the pharmacist gets, "How would you like to pay for it?", "Just put it on the bill thanks!" Hope the beach is better than the joke.

Laurie said...

Neil - Aw, cute!

pokerboss said...

I think you just called me "Target." There must be something subliminal in that.

Laurie said...

WalMart - Did I really call you "Target?" That's odd.

Grimm said...

Yeah seriously, forget about what the pharmacist is going to be thinking...

What do you think US READERS are thinking?!?

Laurie said...

Grimm - The readers would be right.