When you’re feeling down and blue,
When you‘re feeling like you have no talents,
When you’re feeling like you can’t even tie your shoes
Without making a mess of things…
Think back to when you were just learning to type.
ddd (space) fff (space) ddd (space) fff (space)
Numbers?! We have to type numbers?!
Where the fuck is the * key? @#*&*(@#!!!!
Look at you now!!!
Wizard of the keyboards!
You are SO smart
And good looking, too.