Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Your Ego Boost for Today

When you’re feeling down and blue,
When you‘re feeling like you have no talents,
When you’re feeling like you can’t even tie your shoes
Without making a mess of things…

Think back to when you were just learning to type.
ddd (space) fff (space) ddd (space) fff (space)
Numbers?! We have to type numbers?!
Where the fuck is the * key? @#*&*(@#!!!!

Look at you now!!!
Wizard of the keyboards!
You are SO smart
And good looking, too.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, thanks for the boost. For some reason I woke up in pissy mood. This and the fact that I just figured I'm elligable for retirement in just 9 years helped.

So here's to the first day of my last nine years of work.

Baby Sis

Laurie said...

Baby Sis - Cheers!

Anonymous said...

You are right about the brains and the beauty, but you've obviously never been around while I was entering mail!

P

Larry Jones said...

i stil can;t type so good. hANDSOME, THOUGH

Serena Joy said...

Lord, I learned on a manual, back in the Stone Age. We're SO much smarter and better looking these days.:)

Leslie said...

Yeah, I am good looking. Thanks, Laurie!

Peter said...

Hi Laurie, that didn't help much... still can't type and look like s**t... sigh.

Laurie said...

Anonymous - Hahaha!

Larry - Yes, indeedy.

Serena - Remember those manual typewriters?! I don't know how we did it.

Leslie - Yes, you are!

Peter - I can't say anything about the typing but the writing is great and you do NOT look like shit! Silly man.

se7en said...

I'm too handsome for me own good! But I can't type worth diddly and I keep getting worse....

I would never make it in data entry, It's bad enough writing HTML code all day!!! It's a good thing I work alone, I don't think anyone else could stand all the cussing I do when I mistype LOL

Laurie said...

Se7en - Yeah, but you're plenty handsome. :)

Grimm said...

Another one for your ego boost list...

You could be Sanjaya.

Is there anyone else who could have made people totally forget about Antonella Barba?!?

Laurie said...

Grimm - Hahahahah!! Ain't that the truth!!

Aisha said...

boy did I need that:
at my accountant's which makes me feel very SMALL

Laurie said...

Aisha - At your accountant? Trying to decide how to spend all the money you saved during Lent? :)