I try not to say stuff like: my joints hurt, I have indigestion, I’m tired. When you’re 51 (!), people automatically say stuff like “Well, you’re not getting any younger.” Hell, that crap happens at every age. Leave me alone.
I think people get old when they start thinking like that and say stuff like “getting old sucks.” All ages suck, you moron. Men-o-pause and Woman-o-pause might be a bitch, but puberty was no picnic either.