My daughter-in-law was changing my granddaughter's diaper when she suddenly looked at me and said, "Oh, god. I didn't tell you what I did."
"What?" I asked.
My son immediately started laughing.
"I was getting ready for work the other day, grabbed what I thought was toothpaste, put it on my toothbrush, put it in my mouth and realized I didn't grab the toothpaste."
"Yep, I tried to brush my teeth with the Butt Paste instead of the toothpaste."
Just one of the perils of parenthood.