Paste is paste, right?

My daughter-in-law was changing my granddaughter's diaper when she suddenly looked at me and said, "Oh, god. I didn't tell you what I did."

"What?" I asked.

My son immediately started laughing.

"I was getting ready for work the other day, grabbed what I thought was toothpaste, put it on my toothbrush, put it in my mouth and realized I didn't grab the toothpaste."

"Oh, no!"

"Yep, I tried to brush my teeth with the Butt Paste instead of the toothpaste."



Just one of the perils of parenthood.