I went to CVS at lunch today to buy my sister and her husband a happy anniversary card because they're celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary this week. I love to buy cards so I always buy a few extra, if I think they're funny, and save them for later.
When I got back to the office, I had two cards and three envelopes. Fuck. I had looked at so many cards, I had no idea which card CVS charged me for but didn't put in the bag. I pulled out my receipt to see how much CVS had ripped me off and there was no charge for a third card.
You know what? I don't think I bought a third card. That's right. I only bought two cards. So, turns out, instead of getting ripped off by CVS, I stole an envelope.