Thursday, June 21, 2007


I went to CVS at lunch today to buy my sister and her husband a happy anniversary card because they're celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary this week. I love to buy cards so I always buy a few extra, if I think they're funny, and save them for later.

When I got back to the office, I had two cards and three envelopes. Fuck. I had looked at so many cards, I had no idea which card CVS charged me for but didn't put in the bag. I pulled out my receipt to see how much CVS had ripped me off and there was no charge for a third card.

You know what? I don't think I bought a third card. That's right. I only bought two cards. So, turns out, instead of getting ripped off by CVS, I stole an envelope.



Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

Shoplifter. Hahaha. It's OK, though, because it's not like you meant to steal it... did you? haha.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Better take it back. You don't want some poor soul looking forever for the right size envelope when you've got it right there at home.

Laura said...


Laurie said...

Jen - Perhaps Evil Laurie stole it.

Old Horsetail - Oh, now I feel bad.

Laura - :)

TOM said...

You shoul go back and tell them you forgot to get an envelope for one of the "2" cards you bought....It wouldn't be "Grand-Fabulous Theft" or anything

Peter said...

So of course you took it back????

Laurie said...

Tom - Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Peter - Um...sure.