Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Haiku - Rockin' Men of the 80's

Inspired by the Wild Thing video below, I present you with the following:

Billy Idol
The curl of your lip
In all it’s deliciousness
Tempts me to bite it.

Jon Bon Jovi
Your eyes pierce my soul,
But it’s your smile I adore.
May I touch your hair?

Tommy Lee
Beat those drums, Wild Man.
Tear up the ass of those skins.
Got an extra stick?

Steven Tyler
Bright colorful scarf
Hints at your feminine side.
Show us your manhood.

Face hidden in hair,
Head down with blazing fingers.
Look at me and…breathe.


Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

Excellent haikus! I once saw Tommy Lee's 'extra stick' in that home video he made with Pam Anderson. (Some friends and I downloaded it for giggles, really - just for giggles.) Jeezalou - it was really frightening!

Lorna said...

MMMPPHHH!!!! Is it getting hot in here?

TexasGal said...

those are pretty good. so talented!

Laurie said...

Jen - I saw that, too. Tommy Lee. The man. The stick.

Lorna - It was. I'm okay now.

Texas Gal - :)

Anonymous said...

Hey!! When did you see that video???


Laurie said...

Baby Sis - Which video? The Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video? A looonnnnggg time ago. No pun intended.

Leslie said...

I love it when you do haiku, especially a Jon Bon Jovi haiku.

Laurie said...

Leslie - He is STILL so cute!

Laura said...

No Haiku for Rick Springfield? Did you know he played Delta Downs last week?

Laurie said...

Laura - I did know that. So close, yet, so far. My haiku were based on the guys in the Sam Kinison video. Here's one for Rick Springfield:

Dr. Noah Drake,
You are also Rick Springfield.
Either way, you're hot.