Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Beaumont's Least Greatest Lover

On the local news tonight was the story of a 15 year old boy looking for love in all the wrong places.

His misguided escapades began at 12:17 a.m. when police were called to a home here in Beaumont where the daughter of the homeowner woke to find the partially dressed young man in her bedroom. When the girl screamed, her mother chased him out of the house.

At 12:34 a.m. police were called to another home in the next block where an elderly woman, who had fallen asleep on her couch, woke up to find the boy kneeling in front of her saying he wanted to sleep with her. She told the reporter that all she could see were huge round glasses staring at her. She was able to fight him off and wrestle a pair of scissors from him. After being man-handled by granny, the boy fled the premises.

At approximately 12:45 a.m., the police received a third call from a nearby house where the homeowners noticed someone trying to break into their house. Unable to gain entry, the sex crazed teenager moved on.

Two minutes later, at 12:47 a.m. police received a call from another neighbor who reported hearing glass breaking. Casanova's luck had finally run out. Police caught him inside the home and arrested him.

The boy gets points for perseverance.


Neal said...

Me personally, I would have given up after the first failed attempt. Or better yet, I wouldn't have even started.

cindybindy said...

Almost makes you want to chip in and buy the poor boy a date. Looks like the dating scene is tough all over. Like you say, you have to admire his persistance.

Laurie said...

Neal - You gotta wonder about that poor kid.

Cindy - The newspaper tonight says he told one of them, "I just don't want to sleep alone." Pretty sad.