Wednesday, August 17, 2005

More Alligator News

I have been accused of being obsessed with alligators. Now, I have an even better reason for my alleged obsession. It turns out they could be a wonderful new source of collagen. Collagen is the stuff that I'm going to have injected into every wrinkle I have as soon as it's affordable. Somebody out there needs to get on that alligator/collagen thing right away. You aren't getting any younger you know.

5 comments:

Abby Taylor said...

I haven't read the article, but I'm betting there's some sort of ugly ratio involved that the alligator has to consume "x" humans in order to produce "y" ounces of collagen. Beauty has its cost.

Ed Abbey said...

If alligators have collagen, then it isn't doing a very good job on their wrinkly asses. I have yet to see a smooth alligator.

Tanda said...

HA, Ed!! That's fricked funny!

Interesting idea though! Hopefully by the time I need it they will be selling it for $5.00 a pop. I'd be all over that!

Lorna said...

I can't afford the alligator treatment,but I'll let you know how the gecko version works out.

Laurie said...

Abby - Sounds reasonable to me.

Ed - Hmmmm.....

Tanda - $5 would be perfect.

Lorna - Poor little gecko.