Thursday, August 04, 2005

Google This

Someone found this blog by doing a search for: should i pop fever blister?

If anyone else has arrived at this blog and, specifically, this post by typing in those words, I feel compelled to give you an answer. My answer is DON'T TOUCH IT!

Also, don't cross your eyes because they'll stay that way. Stop making that face or it will freeze like that. Don't touch yourself or you'll go blind. And, wine after beer will make you go queer.

You're welcome.


Ed Abbey said...

Someone recently "found" my blog doing a search for "Sweaters for penquin oil." I haven't the foggiest.

I also wrote a blog about a popular local event and used the word nude in it. I can tell you that anytime you use the word nude in your blog, traffic is bound to increase.

Lorna said...

Oh, I shudder.

And by the way, if you have a wart, sleep on your back for three nights and it will fall off.

sophmom said...

Last fall I got a bunch of google hits from "New Orleans" combined with "Hurricane". :)

And you are right to add the emphatic disclaimer. Ewww. Ouch. I recommend copious doses Lysine combined with frequent topical applications of Abreva.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

My Dad always said, "Eat your potatoes. It will put hair on your chest." I never got around to asking him if it worked for women, too.

Laurie said...

Ed - Sweaters for penguin oil? That's weird!

Lorna - Good advice...I think.

Sophmom - The New Orleans Hurricane Google was probably me.

Old Horsetail - It does. I wax.

Astrid said...

Haha .. nope, it sure wasn't me. My mind is creative, but not that creative!!!

Laurie said...

Astrid - Glad to hear it wasn't you. Fever blisters aren't any fun.