Thursday, December 20, 2007

Steven Wright

A Steven Wright quote I heard yesterday:

"I'm having an MRI tomorrow to find out if I'm claustrophobic."

7 comments:

Leon J. de la Garza said...

hehehe

i don't think i've ever been in a claustrophobic place..

who knows if i acutally am...

George said...

An MRI redefines claustrophobia! Fortunately, my technician was nice enough to play relaxing Barry Manilow music, which I couldn't hear. Once the MRI starts, it sounds like you're in an old metal garbage can that someones hitting with baseball bat . . . and the side of the garbage can is about six inches from your face . . . but you do have a mirror where you can look at your toes.

But I'm over all that now ... pfftttt!!!! yeah, right.

Laurie said...

Leon - I think you would know. :)

George - Holy cow!

Grimm said...

Steven Wright is wonderful. I love his stuff.

My friend tried to commit suicude with an electric razor. He just ended up with very smooth wrists.

Laurie said...

Grimm - Hilarious!!!

Leslie said...

Steven Wright is great! Love him.

Laurie said...

Leslie - We are both geniuses...me and you, that is.