Friday, October 21, 2005

Recent Keyword Search Activity

Here are two search phrases peopled used today and were directed to my blog:

  • hemorrhoids cashews itch
  • cafe du monde jen husband hotel drink

I can't imagine what drama provoked the Cafe Du Monde search or what they were trying to find, but you just have to feel bad for the hemorrhoid dude. Cashews? You gotta wonder.

9 comments:

Abby Taylor said...

I am sooooooooo about to google that cashew phrase myself just to see what else turns up. Or pops out. Whatever.

Abby Taylor said...

Okay. The internet is nothing if not educational.

Re: Cashews. Turns out there are tons of traditional uses for them, or for various parts of the tree.

One such use:

Young leaves are used in the Philippines to treat diarrhea, dysentery, and hemorrhoids. Older leaves are used as hot poultices for burns and skin disorders.

Of course I had an entirely different image in mind about hemorrhoids and cashews until I googled it.

My work here is done.

Graham said...

Search words that link to your blog always raise eyebrows about what people are searching for online. It's a great insight to what's going on out there in cyberland.

The Gangster of Love said...

Yeah, uhh, I was trying to find some help for my hemmoriods and a suppport group for my cashew addiction and ended up here. Nice blog though.

Jen T. (that's me) said...

Someone found my blog by searching "orange pee" once.

ME Strauss said...

Hi Laurie,
I think we should have a contest for the weirdest search terms. The other day I got "older girl still drinks mother's milk." Sometimes I'm convinced that kids are just typing in things to see where it gets them.

smiles,
Liz

Laurie said...

Abby - I had a different in mind, too. I thought the cashews were causing the hemorrhoids. Good work, Scooby.

Graham - Scary, ain't it?

Gangster - Hope we could help. Evidently, you should rub cashews on your swollen...uh...wherever it's swollen.

Jen - Ewwwwww!

Liz - Double ewwwwww!!!!!

Danno said...

Those are great, I love reading what the crazies are searching for in my stats! I think I already told you my favorite from the past:

Paul Prudhomme Porn video

Laurie said...

Danno - I do remember that. I was just getting the image out of my brain and now it's back. AGGHH!!!