Actually, Camay was my mom's favorite. Kinda like an after-dinner liqueur. Believe me, I ate plenty of soap, 'cause I repeated almost anything I heard. My dad told my mom that he thought a friend of hers was a bitch. Well, she was over one day with my mom having coffee, and I just couldn't resist (I was four). I walked in and looked at her and said, "My daddy says you're a bitch." Needless to say, mom was mortified.
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I don't get it, but I bet it's obscene. That's because I lead a sheltered life, and I know your Mom always was washing your mouth out with soap.
Well? Why do you?
;)
Aisha
qfxdtvpr here
Old Horsetail - "I found that Palmolive had a nice piquant after-dinner flavor to it."
Aisha - I'll never tell.
Aisha stole my comment, almost as good is this one on your site.
fohdgagn.
I must be even more sheltered. Even with you hint to Old Horsetail, I still haven't a clue.
My word verification was: gaimmz
Actually, Camay was my mom's favorite. Kinda like an after-dinner liqueur. Believe me, I ate plenty of soap, 'cause I repeated almost anything I heard. My dad told my mom that he thought a friend of hers was a bitch. Well, she was over one day with my mom having coffee, and I just couldn't resist (I was four). I walked in and looked at her and said, "My daddy says you're a bitch." Needless to say, mom was mortified.
Peter - I think we should start using fohdgagn as a new cuss word. Start a trend.
Ed - YJUFK (Why'd you f**k?) I'm a bit of a sicko, I know.
Stephen - Oh, that's hilarious!!!
Wow, I would have never got that. I guess I will have to blame the regular church going that causes my brain to stray so far away from the gutter.
Hi dear, the soap may have worked on the mouth part, but it always stayed in the "little gray cells"
(to much Hercule Poirot Novels)
Ed - I went to church, too. I guess it didn't stick.
Mom - I don't get it. I'll ask you about that later.
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