We have decided to stay here in Alvin one more (maybe two) night(s). The power is coming back up in Beaumont but the water is still iffy. Plus, we want to be sure we can watch Desperate Housewives.
Here are my suggestions for next year's hurricane names:
A - Asshole
B - Bastard
C - Crazy Bitch
D - Dumb Ass
E - Evil Sonuvabitch
F - Fart Face
G - Got-damn Piece of Shit
H - Holy Crap
I - Ignorant Butt Head
J - Jackass
K - King of Pain
L - Lowlife Piece of Crap
M - Mutha
N - Numb Nuts
O - Oprah
P - Pain in My Ass
Q - Quit Already
R - Rat Bastard
S - Shit Head
T - Take It All, Why Don't You?
U - Un-Fucking-Believable
V - Victoria's Sea-coast-eater-cret
W - Windy Whore
X - X Marks the Spot and the Spot is You
Y - You Want Some of This?
Z - Zed's Dead Baby, Zed's Dead
I'll let you complete the list...
(Note: Edited 10/7/05 to add R - Z)
12 comments:
Let's hope R isn't Remember Me?
Q-quirky bastard
R-retard
S-son-of-a-beotch
T-total f*ck-up
U-under the influence
V-value=0
W-wtf?
X-xtra fries
Y-ye old sh*theel
Z-zippety fricken doo da
he-he
Ed - No kidding!
Tanda - Those are great! Hahahaha!
Q-Quiet. Not.
R-Ripoff
S-Sis BOOM bah
T-Tawdry
U-Unuseful
V-Va va varoom!
W-Wastrel
X-Xerxed
Y-Yabba dabba do!
Z-Zapper
Oooooh, my withdrawal symptoms are exacerbated, an dbadly: how far along are you lover there? Here in Norway, we have seen only two series of them... I was in Denmark the other week, and they seemed to be starting the third batch ahead of us.
I don't mean hurricanes.
I mean the Desp H'es.
Crazy series.
As for the bastards, no bitches Katrina and Rita & Co:
Love the names. You tell'em!
"Hurricane Hurry Home!"
Q - Quit knocking my F-ing house down every year, dammit!
R - Run like hell when it gets windy
S - So, who wants to walk outside and see if it's over yet?
T - Too bad about the neighbor's cow, huh?
U - Ummmm... I don't know how to break this to you, but the local brewery got blown over
V - Very Windy Thingie
W - Where is my house?
X - X-ercise is for skinny people
Y - Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Z - Zed Zed Nine Plural Zed Hurricane
So sayeth the: Angry Internet Guy
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing over Oprah. Could be for days.
Bahaha! Hurricane Oprah! Weekdays at 4!
I hate Oprah.
OMG I am LMAO!!!! That cracked me up to no end!!
Can you believe they made it to "S" this year?
I agree Laurie Kay, lets give 'em some deserving names. I mean Katrina???!! Is anyone going to be able to listen to "I'm walkin' on sunshine" again without wanting to pack a suitcase and hit the highway?
How about Hurricane MotherF'r. Not very creative, but scary. Although not quite as good as Tanda's Ye old Sh*theel. Love it!
Old Horsetail - Yabba Dabba Do! Good one!
Aisha - Desperate Housewives is on the second season I think. We've had 2 episodes. Love that show!
So Lost - Hi to you, too!
Jake 420 - HAHAHAHAH!
ME Straus and Jen - My mom said, "Why Oprah?" I said, "'Cause it's funny."
Stephen - Glad you liked it. :)
Pink - I sure can't.
Danno - The names do leave something to be desired.
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