I got a job! Thank you for all of your support and prayers. Your faith in me and my faith in God's plan carried me through a very long cold January.
Now, I just have to go through orientation, take a safety course and pass a drug test. I have no reason in the world to think I won't pass the drug test, yet the Elaine and the poppy seed muffin Seinfeld episode keeps going through my head.
Peterman: I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine. It appears you will not be accompanying me to Africa.
Elaine: What? Why not?
Peterman: I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You tested positive for opium.
Elaine: Opium?
Peterman: That's right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
My drug of choice for the last month has been large quantities of Blue Bell ice cream. That doesn't show up in a urine test does it?
7 comments:
I am so happy for you!!! Is it in our building? How perfect would that be?
YAY for employment! I know St. Joe's been pulled in all directions lately with requests but am so happy to know he finally called your number. I'm pretty sure Bluebell won't affect your drug test results but if they decide to check your cholesterol, we may need to call in professional help. Please tell me when they called you did do the Elaine dance though ~ that would be awesome! Congrats again and wishes for lots of blog fodder at your new digs.
In case you didn't have time for it, I am doing the Elaine dance on your behalf. But what is St Joe's?
Congrats! Yay youuuuuuuuuu! Hope you love it.
Peggy, I'm afraid it's far from the office. We won't be able to do lunch, but we can do drinks after work. :)
Queen, no cholesterol checks!
Lorna, St. Joe would be St. Joseph. He's a patron saint for employment among other things.
Gnight Girl, thanks.
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SAINTS
Congratulations!
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