Say what?

Today, I was talking to a friend about another friend when I thought she said, "She says she wants to go on the Bat Tour."

As she kept talking, I was thinking to myself, "Bat Tour? I wonder what the Bat Tour is? Is Ozzy Osbourne going on tour? Is it a baseball thing?"

Suddenly it hit me. Our friend doesn't want to go on the "Bat Tour." She wants to go on "The Bachelor."

That's what way too many years of standing in front of concert speakers will do for you, kids.