Et tu, NPR?

I was listening to NPR this morning on my drive to work and the Market Watch segment came on. As I listened to their description of how markets all over the world are headed straight down the crapper, the announcer introduced a new segment in which a reporter travels the United States questioning people about their views on the economy.

I like to listen to NPR in the morning because their voices are so soothing. No matter what the crisis, their words and tone are always serious, yet never dire. They're never overly dramatic like those idiots at Fox News.

I almost wrecked my car when the soothing announcer said the title of the new on-the-road segment:

"The American Economy: The Road to Ruin."

Holy f*ck.