I have a friend who recently had some surgery done on her girly parts. Before she was taken into surgery, the doctor came into her room and asked if she had any questions. She had been told by another friend that, after this particular procedure, she shouldn't swim or sit in a bathtub for at least a week. Since she had plans to go to the lake a couple of days after the surgery, she asked the doctor about swimming and sitting in a nice warm bath.
With her mom and dad standing on either side of her bed, the doctor didn't hestitate to tell my friend, "Oh, sure, it'll be fine to swim or take a bath. A lot of people think a vagina is this big huge hole that just sucks everything up into it. It doesn't. The walls collapse. Nothing can get up there."
Taking their shocked silences as disbelief, the doctor went on, "No, really. That's true."
When the doctor left the room, my friend's dad said, "Your doctor has an interesting...um..."
"Bedside manner?" my friend asked.
Her dad said, "Yeah, interesting."