Sunday, July 08, 2007

Recent Keyword Activity Here

Below are some recent keyword searches that directed people to this blog. I have left out the more filthy ones. There are some really strange people out there and some of them, accidentally, ended up here. At least, I hope it was by accident.

There have been funnier ones that these, but I can't remember what they were and I didn't write them down. I'm going to start keeping an ongoing list. Some of the funniest I've seen have been from evidently non-English speaking people who are trying to search for something phonetically. Poor bastards.

  • accidentally shipped 10 jager shot dispensers (I wonder why this is a problem.)

  • why are farts funny? (Let me count the ways.)

  • can you fly on a plane with a pelvic fracture (Why would you want to?)

  • how put my picture in my cap (Huh?)

  • weird stuff your girlfriend can do (More importantly, what weird stuff can YOUR girlfriend can do.)

  • can't drive without my family picture in my pocket! (Obviously, a big problem. Notice the exclamation point.)

  • new orleans, female pubic hair (Oddly specific.)

  • lyrics 'time passenger' al stewart (Time PASSAGES.)

  • waitress fart (Check please!)

  • laurie jagger (My secret is, evidently, out.)

  • Susan's fat ass (I have never, specifically, specified anyone's--except maybe my own--fat ass on this blog. With apologies to my cousin Susan and Susan in St. Paul, I found this one particularly funny.)


TexasGal said...

Those are some strange searches. They do make me laugh though. Thanks for the smiles this Monday morning.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

They got female pubic hair in New Orleans? Again? I thought Katrina washed that stuff into the Gulf.

Jen T. (soon to be E.) said...

Hahahaaa! :)

Leslie said...

Those are awesome.

I recently had someone come my way by searching "weird person." It made me think of you!

Lorna said...

there are some things better not to know.

Miss Cellania said...

How fun! Most of the ones I noticed on my site are "Miss Naked" or "Miss Breast" or something. I'm sure they are sorely disapppointed.

Laurie said...

Texas Gal - You're welcome. :)

Old Horsetail - That was 2 years ago. The pubes have returned.

Jen - :)

Leslie - Hahahaha! I won't ask you why "weird person" made you think of me.

Lorna - I hope I helped them a little...a very little.

Miss Cellania - Hahaha!

JerseyTjej said...

Call me stupid, but how do you figure this out?

Laurie said...

Jersey - You have to install a Stat Counter. Go to It's free.