Thursday, May 04, 2006

Anybody Got a Toothpick?

The son of one of my sister Bonnie's friends recently made his first communion.

In church a few weeks ago, after receiving communion, he returned to his seat next to his father who noticed that the boy kept digging in his teeth.

"What's wrong?" his father asked.

The little boy answered, "I got the body of Christ stuck in my teeth."


Marinade Dave said...

I got part of the body of Christine caught in my teeth once, but it wasn't in church.

I did worship her, though. Back then.

Al said...

Ok wayyyyyyy to many alter boy jokes.

Kelley Bell said...

I have a similar story: I took my daughter to her friends first communion. Afterwards I asked,

"What did you think?"

"Well, it was interesting, but Mom, why did the man in the dress keep telling the kids to say Hell Mary?"

Laurie said...

Dave - I'm really glad you weren't in church.

Al - Oops, hadn't thought of that.

Kelley - That's funny!

Richard Tallent said...

You've got to send that one in to Reader's Digest!

Laurie said...

Richard - Yes! They pay for that stuff don't they?