Recent Keyword Activity Here

Below are some recent keyword searches that directed people to this blog. I have left out the more filthy ones. There are some really strange people out there and some of them, accidentally, ended up here. At least, I hope it was by accident.

There have been funnier ones that these, but I can't remember what they were and I didn't write them down. I'm going to start keeping an ongoing list. Some of the funniest I've seen have been from evidently non-English speaking people who are trying to search for something phonetically. Poor bastards.

• accidentally shipped 10 jager shot dispensers (I wonder why this is a problem.)


• why are farts funny? (Let me count the ways.)


• can you fly on a plane with a pelvic fracture (Why would you want to?)


• how put my picture in my cap (Huh?)


• weird stuff your girlfriend can do (More importantly, what weird stuff can YOUR girlfriend can do.)


• can't drive without my family picture in my pocket! (Obviously, a big problem. Notice the exclamation point.)


• new orleans, female pubic hair (Oddly specific.)


• lyrics 'time passenger' al stewart (Time PASSAGES.)


• waitress fart (Check please!)


• laurie jagger (My secret is, evidently, out.)


• Susan's fat ass (I have never, specifically, specified anyone's--except maybe my own--fat ass on this blog. With apologies to my cousin Susan and Susan in St. Paul, I found this one particularly funny.)