I'm convinced that everyone would look better with natural hair. No more weaves. No more perms. No more color. All a person needs is a good haircut, shampoo and conditioner. I think people would be amazed at how great their natural hair really is. Most women haven't seen their actual real hair since they were about twelve years old.
I'm convinced that we don't need news anchors. That goes for local, national and entertainment news, especially entertainment news. I read recently that a station in Houston has gone back to the old newsreel style of reporting the news. Sounds fabulous.
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My conflict arises from the fact that some of my very good friends hold these very same jobs that would be eliminated in my hateful scenario. Most of the people who hold these jobs are not making a killing in their chosen profession and they've spent most of their lives dreaming of being a hairdresser or disc jockey or anchorman and training to reach that goal.
I'm a horrible person.
And, I'm conflicted.