Not my big toe.
I just had to throw away my fourth pair of warm fuzzy winter slipper socks, because my big toes are poking through. What the hell? When did I acquire ninja big toes that are so strong and stealth that they feel they must ruin all of my fuzzy socks?
2 comments:
there is a dire conspiracy out there having to do with fuzzy socks, and it isn't confined to people with ninja feet. I have fuzzy socks that need stretching to get on, but need no invitations to come off in the middle of the night.
I suppose it would be different if I lived where you live, but I can't sleep with socks on. I feel like I can't breathe. I guess I breathe through my toes.
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